- Knock, knock! Who's there? Major! Major who? Major answer that didn't I?! LOL
- What is a baby elephant after it is 5 weeks old??? 6 weeks old!!! LOL
- Why is an elephant braver than a hen??? Because the elephant isn't chicken!!! LOL
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Ya! Ya who? I didn't know you were a cowboy! LOL
- What gets wet as it dries? A towel!!! LOL
*I will be adding new ones every week!!!*
Laugh Out Loud... it's good for you!!!